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Most advice about writing fiction (and there is way too much of it) focuses on how to get started, how to improve your writing, how to get published, etc. Some of it is even written by successful, published writers that you have heard of. Virtually none of this advice focuses on when to give up, when to abandon your ridiculous dreams and get back to paying your taxes.
Face it. Most published fiction is bad. Some is so plain awful that you wonder how anyone wrote it, let alone approved it for publication. Don’t tell me it’s never crossed your mind how craptacular the unpublished stuff must be.
This blog is dedicated to the thousands of writers out there, labouring in deserved obscurity, murdering forests and supporting the postal system, wondering what the hell they’re doing wrong.
I’ll tell you. And God help me, I’ll make you stop.
101 Reasons to Stop Writing is presented ‘as is’, and is not intended as a substitute for actual writing advice, no matter how clever you think you are at discerning the message in the meanness.
Information is provided solely for writers to better understand the lameosity of their writing and motives, and the utter, nihilistic futility of the pursuit.
Assumptions as to the godawfuless of any particular writer’s fiction are purely based on the statistical likelihood that said writer couldn’t write a publishable novel if Stephen King handed them a 100 page outline and Salman Rushdie offered to do the second draft.
Sean Lindsay makes no warranties or assertions as to suitability or fitness for any particular purpose, other than the smug feeling you get from thinking that I’m talking to every other writer but you.
Always seek professional evaluation, and if rejections persist, discontinue writing.
Sean Lindsay is just a guy who hates bad writing. He tries not to hate the bad writers themselves, because he knows they are merely prisoners of their own fallow imagination.
He has stopped writing on a number of occasions, for many different reasons. Specifically, #43, #87 and #91. He has stopped writing on page 2, page 12, page 70, and page 113, of different books. He has even stopped writing after the third draft.
He has never submitted a novel or short story for publication. Why? #101. It’s a showstopper.
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Beautiful
I was thinking “my god! This man’s ego is of such size he is actually asking himself his own FAQ!” Then I bothered to read the heading. Ah, “anticipated” questions, I’m such an ass.
NUmber 2 is off though, crappy writers are not “the source”, though I admit that could be true if book publishing was some kind of general/cultural artistic enterprise. Your “crappy books” are a for-profit business, therefore “the source” is, in part, the capital backing the publishers and, in part, the currency spent by the reader.
Or, put differently: “crappy” READERS are “the source” of “crappy books”, “crappy” WRITERS (including apparently yourself, likely myself, and, after a quick pereusal of this site, everyone who is not, Stephen King, Dan Brown, or the PLAYWRIGHT William Shakespeare[i.e. never wrote a "book" for "publication" to be "read"]) are, of course, merely “the source” of “crappy” MANUSCRIPT SUBMISSIONS.
Typed out like that it seems blindingly obvious…to me.
So,if I say I realize I’m a nit-pick, what would you say you realize you are?
with expressions of sincerest love and admiration,
matti
P.S. I agree you shouldn’t write FICTION - you don’t appear creative enough, but please consider non-fiction. If you complete the list that is. The ironies that would generated by “101 reasons to STOP writing” - The Book, are just to delicious to contemplate. Plus, it would sell, Irony is like mana for people who think they are intelligent, the feeling of superiority it gives them sustains them as they wander through the desert of a culture-that-honestly-couldn’t-give-two-shits-about-them-and-would-rather-just-beat-them-up. The publishers would love it, and more importantly, so would the marketers.
I’m glad this site is here! This site will scare away those who don’t have what it takes to be writers. The literary world will be better for it.
By the way, you should change all your quotes to straight quotes. curly quotes show up as question marks online.
I love your blog. I’m still writing a book. Sorry. Console yourself with the fact that it has taken me 13 years so far and you will probably be dead before it’s finished.
But my question for you…
You realise that you are Sisyphus, don’t you?
Are you talkin’ to me? You say somethin’ like that to me, you better have a knife in your hand …
Bartleby’s Complaint is a novel about all the excuses we devise for not finishing our writing, for giving up the ghost, for turning to other pursuits while waiting for death. I salute your blog. It reminds me of the anti-poetry of Nicanor Parra….a fresh tonic in our world of bland drinks. Visit my blog–when you have time to rest– for the gin.
Cool. You wrote lameosity. That’s so retarded it’s cool. Not as cool as using moron, but whatever.
I have no idea what Gr’a is or how I managed to write it on my previous comment. That’s just stupid. Fine, other reason to stop writing - I can’t even do it with a one-letter-at-a-time-*******-keyboard. Great.
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Here’s the question: what if, after reading all the demotivators and reasons to stop writing, you can’t? Ha, ha, funny. . .
I’m dead serious. I have been trying to stop writing for a long time. I seem to be physically incapable of it. If I stop writing novels, I go to short stories and poetry. If I quit those, I write essays. Quit essays, go to articles. Quit everything else? I go back in a circle again.
I was hoping 101 Reasons would be just the thing to stop my horrible (that’s HORRIBLE, all in caps) writing. I guess I’m doomed. Poor slushpile. Poor editors.
I salute you! As a writing instructor for America Online (1993-2000), I tried to teach more than 4,000 people how to write their first novel. Guess what? Five of them actually finished their book, four of them were published and one of them married me. (The writer, not the book.)
I have read more bad fiction than you can imagine and I completely support your attempt to curb it before it gets out of hand.
Lary Crews
(Former instructor of Writing The Novel, Writing the Mystery Novel and author of four published books.)
http://www.serendipity-doodah.com
On the one hand I agree with the concept of not everybody should write. Or, more specifically not everyone should submit their work. People submit work way too early, a lot submit rough drafts. That’s not good for anyone in this industry, readers, publishers, or other writers alike. That said though, no one really knows who will and won’t make it. The writer who sucks today may grow over time and eventually reach publication and might actually have something published that’s good, or even great.
I don’t care for the nihilistic view that says: “Life sucks, everything is awful, we’ll never be anything so let’s go wait for the world to end.” If that’s your attitude, why even go on period? Because that’s the attitude. I’d love to be published, but I’ll write with or without it. And I won’t submit anything that isn’t ready.
As to Mr. Crews, if 5 people out of 4,000 actually finished their books and four of them were published, to me those seem like pretty good odds for the people who actually finish what they start and work hard to improve it.
The other 3,995 gave up at some point. Maybe they should have, maybe they shouldn’t have. Who knows? But at least in your test case, those are amazingly fantastic odds for those who actually finished what they set out to do. Which flies in the face of the “give up, you suck” mentality.
Those kind of odds make me never want to quit writing.
Sean–You’re missed! Hope you add more to the blog soon.
(And I guess I’m a total hypocrite for loving this blog, because, well, I write. The fact that I have an actual book contract may or may not justify this to you. I think I like the contrast this blog makes to the encouragement I find elsewhere, encouragement that is usually entirely appropriate, but, sometimes, goes to the point of denying that there are gradations of talent and gradations of quality. That’s when they lose me. Anyway, I’ll keep checking in.)
Thanks!
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” - Mark Twain
Thanks, Mark. When’s your next book coming out?
This website is not belittling your ambitions. It’s helping you realise your ambitions are futile. If you understood the difference, you wouldn’t be writing.