101 Reasons to Stop Writing

May is International Slushpile Awareness Month

 
This Month's Demotivator:

Allegory: Your March Demotivator

ALLEGORY
What you say your story really means,
after someone else tells you what they think it really means.

ALLEGORY Demotivator (Medium)
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Photo by Clara Natoli, of MorgueFile.

 

2 Comments

  1. Hey… what was up with your site yesterday? I felt like avoiding writing, went to look at it, and it was down! Then I had to spend the time I would have wasted here WRITING. =(

    Thanks for the great site. I found out about it via editorialanonymous.blogspot.com and am recommending it to all my friends looking for reasons to avoid writing! =)

  2. Bylbo Saggins:

    Since you haven’t been posting new demotivators lately, I’ve been geting a lot of work done on my 400,000 word novel about a hobbit halfling who finds the secrets to the One Ring Brooch in a Da Vinci painting (who time traveled to Middle Central Earth and left clues) and in the process discovers that he is the long lost heir to the largest kingdom in the land!

    This work of art will be hitting an online bookstore soon in it’s self-publish glory thanks to your lack of posting! Thank you!

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