101 Reasons to Stop Writing

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This Month's Demotivator:

If You’re Just Tuning In …

Screenshot of Papercuts @ NY Times

… welcome. I’m here to help.

101 Reasons to Stop Writing is the online gathering point for a small but powerful cabal of publishing industry heavyweights, dedicated to filling in all the shallow parts of the pool of writing "talent". Unfortunately the site is also frequented by hundreds of wannabe writers, secretly hoping that their competition will get the message, while unshakeable in their own delusion that the site is not directed at them.

The questions you’re dying to ask, but won’t, are probably answered on the About This Blog page. Suffice it to say that:

  • Yes, I’m serious.
  • Yes, I mean You.

The blog is a work-in-progress, which is my way of saying that I’m a mite short of 101 in the Reasons department, thus far. Nos. 1-15 are listed on the Reasons page.

NaNoWriMo Demotivator Nov 2007 (Thumbnail)

101 Reasons’ Demotivators are your fears and anxieties about your creative inadequacy, rendered in visual form and sized conveniently for display as your desktop background. A new Demotivator is published each month.

During November we celebrate National No Writing Month. We don’t celebrate NaNoWriMo.

If you like your news with tell-it-like-it-really-is commentary, the Weekend Updates cover all the publishing news you could possibly want to know, and a lot of stuff you’ll probably wish you could un-know.

Paul Riddell, former unhappy writer now happily retired, shares his unique perspective and insight, and the occasional stock tip, in his Guest Posts.

Stop Writing in 2008 Calendar

Visit our 101 Reasons Store for t-shirts, posters and other gift items that will help get the point across to a loved one. This month’s hot item is the Stop Writing 2008 Calendar, as featured in Paper Cuts, the New York Times Book Review blog.

101 Reasons is over a year old, with over 200 articles. The organisational structure of the archives is for shit at the moment, so if you want to know if your favourite author has been mentioned, please use the Search box in the sidebar.

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Your comments are invited, whether you agree with me or not. There’s a comment link at the bottom of every post. There’s also an option to rate each post.

You can abuse me privately at seanlindsay@101reasonstostopwriting.com

While you’ve been reading this, a virus embedded in the page automatically uploaded the last few paragraphs of your work in progress to me. Not going too well, is it?

 

8 Comments

  1. MD:

    If you really want to dissuade people, post more reasons!

  2. I knew this site was about me before I ever encountered it, it’s power was so great as to dissuade via telepathy or something.

    You need a ‘reason’ pertaining to Fan Fiction, that abomination must be stopped.

  3. Jefferson, I have an entire cauldron of ire for fan fiction simmering away at Castle Reasons. I’m stoking the fire as we speak.

  4. YOu know something? I’ll just abuse you in public.

    Bastard.

  5. Heather, is it still abuse if it’s true?

  6. Very nice promo in Paper Cuts, Sean. Good for you…you deserve it.

    Keep up the awesome job.

    - Dennis
    http://www.donttipthewaiter.blogspot.com

  7. Ruic:

    Jefferson … come over to the Dark Side of the … er, ahm…. Say, what WOULD you call it? Fan Obsessions Ruin Continuities Everywhere? Does that work?

  8. Heather, is it still abuse if it’s true?

    Well, maybe not. How about scum-sucking donkey fucker? I hope that one’s not true…

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