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Archive for May 27th, 2007

Poll Dancing #5: The Results

As part of the increasingly inaccurately named International Slushpile Awareness Month (now in its 8th week!), I asked readers how long they’ve had to wait for a response to a slushpile submission.

What’s the longest you’ve waited for a response to a submission?

  • Seven minutes. Nathan said No. (14%, 7 Votes)
  • All my submissions come back ‘Address Unknown’ in a week or so. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • I send a ‘Fsck You!’ postcard after three months. (10%, 5 Votes)
  • I waited five years, only to be told religious thrillers were out now. (2%, 1 Votes)
  • A year is normal, right? (22%, 11 Votes)
  • I’ve never submitted anything. I’m still preparing my whiny complaints. (31%, 15 Votes)
  • I went to the agent’s funeral to ask his widow if he’d gotten around to it. (2%, 1 Votes)
  • No matter how long I wait, when I call to ask I get a ‘No’ straightaway. (2%, 1 Votes)
  • You mean since the first submission, or since the last updated draft? (2%, 1 Votes)
  • I’d sent them nineteen more stories before I got the first one back. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Other (14%, 7 Votes)

Total Voters: 49

It was specified that a response had to be received. Otherwise, 97% would choose the “Never” option, because they’re still waiting for a response from Hopelessly Underfunded Spur-of-the-Moment Vanity Project #1 and Harlan Ellison’s The Last Dangerous Visions.

Shout out to Nathan’s homies. ‘Other’ responses included specific periods (3 months and 6 months), one respondent who misunderstood the exclusion on ‘Never’, and one respondent who had to beat a answer from an editor. I imagine it was a ‘No’.

The most important result is that 31% of you have not submitted for publication yet — so there’s still hope! Stop writing now while you can still deny you ever entertained this ridiculous fantasy.

There’s also a bunch of you who are fsckin’ liars — no-one submitted more stories to the same publisher while waiting to hear about the first one?

This poll has been reopened. The ‘Other’ option has been removed because the current polling system doesn’t support it.

What’s the longest you’ve waited for a response to a submission?

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