From the strangely familiar-sounding 101 Excuses Not To Write:
It’s as if the cartoonist was outside the window when I was running a 101 Reasons 1-on-1 Intervention. The speaker is a dead ringer for my younger self, before the rhinoplasty. Just imagine him wearing this shirt instead.
If 101 Reasons is too acidic for you, I suggest you try 101 Excuses instead. If you procrastinate enough, the result is the same.

Good Elvis Almighty, those cartoons are painful, and not in a good way. And what’s scary is that I could see him getting a syndication gig for newspaper comic pages wishing to replace The Quigmans or Mallard Fillmore with something slightly more likely to engage a chuckle instead of the gag reflex.
LOL!