101 Reasons to Stop Writing

From the strangely familiar-sounding 101 Excuses Not To Write:

It’s as if the cartoonist was outside the window when I was running a 101 Reasons 1-on-1 Intervention. The speaker is a dead ringer for my younger self, before the rhinoplasty. Just imagine him wearing this shirt instead.

If 101 Reasons is too acidic for you, I suggest you try 101 Excuses instead. If you procrastinate enough, the result is the same.