101 Reasons to Stop Writing

May is International Slushpile Awareness Month

 
This Month's Demotivator:

Reason #1: You Don’t Buy Books

How many books have you bought in the last five years?

Make a rough guess. Now eliminate anything in the following categories:

  • Non-fiction
  • Gifts
  • Remainders
  • Second-hand
  • (Ghost)written by a celebrity
  • Published prior to 2001

If your total is already down to zero, give up any fantasy of being a published writer. Right now.

If not, keep going and eliminate:

  • Established authors (prior to 2001)
  • Anything with “Bestseller” or “Oprah” printed on it
  • Books recommended by a friend/family member
  • Anything by an author you know personally

If you have a few books left, congratulations. Check back for Reason #2.

If you haven’t taken a chance on a new, unproven author in the last five years, why the hell would you expect anyone else to take a chance on you?

 

11 Comments

  1. Are you kidding? Most of us only survive because we sell books to people who know us :)

  2. So that’s the motivation for having a MySpace account.

  3. That need seems to have passed me by. Seriously, what’s the attraction? I really need to know…

  4. Dude, if I understood MySpace …

  5. oscar:

    what the hell is wrong with “established authors priror to 2001″.. perhaps that you haven’t read any of these authors and so consider them old fashioned, no longer relevant and so on… get off your fat ass and read a good book by an established author. they have become established for a reason… and all of your cutting edge authors (post 2001) must have read something before they reinvented the wheel… you ass

  6. Oscar, try reading the last paragraph of the post, and keep your “ass” to yourself.

    There’s nothing “wrong” with established authors. But if you’re an unpublished writer and your reading consists entirely of established authors, you don’t know what type and standard of new writing is being accepted for publication these days.

    You can learn from the masters, but if you don’t understand the current market for new authors, you dramatically worsen the already terrible odds of being published.

    You can read Theory #1 for a more detailed explanation. It wasn’t published before 2001, though.

  7. links from TechnoratiThe ReasonsYou Don’t Buy BooksIf you haven’t taken a chance on a new, unproven author in the last five years, why the hell would you expect anyone else to?You Think Anyone Can Be A Writer Putting 50,000 words in nonrandom order in 30 days makes you a ‘writer’ in exactly

  8. Recovering Bad Writer:

    This is one of the reasons why I stop writing whenever I’m silly enough to start. I always end up picking up a really good book, and then realizing how thoroughly incompetent I am compared to real authors.

  9. links from TechnoratiI am torn. The person who wrote this is one of those self-satisfied jerks I don’t like to give attention to, and yet at the same time I rather agree with his 101 Reasons to Stop Writing, so far. Especially No. 1:You Don’t Buy Books. One of the things I got from the Word Pirates’ experiment with NaNoWriMo: By the end of the month, the website was bragging that participants had written over one billion words. Imagine if all those people had

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